Stepping to the plate, hitting *somewhere*, the Third Baseman ...

... Edgardo Alfonzo???
Are you kidding me? ESPN reveals the current AL Rosters and our starting Third Baseman is Alfonso. Absolutely ridiculous!
D-Mac had an .744 OPS last year, EA just .672. Although he is better (that is: less bad) than D-Mac against southpaws (.646 to .474), the Angels won't platoon him because they have Quinlan sitting on the bench (.860 OPS vs lefties).
Let's hope we don't actually have to see a game in which that guy starts.

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I've always been little, even back when I was little.

Commenting on his height of 5 feet, 6-1/2 inches
David Eckstein